Not sure if anyone remembers Eddie the Eagle? He was a British 'ski jumper' who made it to the 1988 Winter Olympics with no funding, not a lot of talent, thick glasses which he had to wear when jumping and the heart of a lion. He became a legend in his own time - and famously managed to come last in the events that he entered. A true British eccentric who endeared himself to many people.
But, a few years later, Eddie had competition in deepest Hampshire, from Robin Cousins the Cossack Dancing Ice Skater no less :)
We hadn't lived here very long and one night I woke up to find the landing light glaring away. Not really awake, I hopped out of bed and switched it off then returned to our cosy 'nest', not even noticing that Len was missing.
Unknown to me, he was in the bathroom - also half asleep but attending to a quick call of nature. Oh dear, the next thing I heard was the bathroom door opening followed by a strangled shout and a lot of thumping right down the stairs :(
He'd opened the bathroom door, flicked the bathroom light off and been plunged into darkness. Completely forgetting the different layout of our house, he'd then taken a couple of steps straight ahead and in true 'Eddie the Eagle style' had promptly taken off into space. Yikes, I disappeared under the duvet pronto - and had to bite the pillow pretending to still be asleep when Len staggered into the bedroom muttering to himself 'Funny, I was sure I'd put the landing light on?'!
I only confessed to my part in this last week by the way :) Bless, he had the good grace to laugh - and thankfully he wasn't badly hurt, just shaken up with a very bruised rear end! I never did that trick again, and neither has he thankfully :)
Di
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Poor Len . . . but, sorry, I laughed out loud at this and then had to relay the gist to my Husband who wondered what I was laughing at.
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Still grinning here . . .
Oh bless him.....and I'm so sorry but I laughed too. Hope he wears PJs for times like that :-)
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A x
Laughing here too Di, you are a wicked woman ;). Poor Len, I hope you rubbed his bruised rear end for him lol
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Aw poor Len - men get so easily confused in the middle of the night don't they!!! Have a great day - washing and cleaning for me today after a fab day with the munchkins yesterday. x Jo
ReplyDeleteLOLOL - poor Len. More than his pride was bruised, I think :)
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Oh dear Di, that made me chuckle, strange thing is that I imagined him wearing the glasses as he fell. Hugs, Amanda x
ReplyDeleteOh dear! Glad all was ok, well apart from a sore Rear! Zo xx
ReplyDeleteOh Di, your poor husband........lol sounds like theres never a dull moment ....ANOTHER great story:)xx
ReplyDeleteOh dear, poor chap ..... but it did give me a chuckle.
ReplyDeleteROFPML!! Oh Di! I am surprised Poor Len hasn't divorced you yet! He certainly has grounds for unreasonable behaviour there!! And you have put it all on here which he can use as evidence!!
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Oh poor Len, glad he wasn't hurt, but lord, you can be such a naughty Pixie at times! And yes, I remember Eddie the Eagle too!!
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Brenda
I've only just realised that I missed your Tuesday tale this week and it's the Eddie the Eagle one too - hilarious in the telling albeit a painful memory for Len. Eddie is still going strong and competed in quite sporting show this year - he danced for sport relief, dressed as Austin Powers and was absolutely terrific - he didn't win, but he didn't come last either. Can you tell I'm a fan :) Elizabeth x
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