Thursday, 20 February 2014

Singles advertisement

 
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Cornish (UK) Guardian newspaper.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
 Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me...Call 01272-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....















 Over 150 men found themselves talking to the UK Truro RSPCA

 
 (which, for overseas pals, is  our main UK animal rescue organisation  - don'tcha just love it - snort - serves the dirty little devils right!)

Di
x

34 comments:

Glennis said...

LOL!!

Cathy said...

Brilliant LOL!

Carol L said...

Haha, that's really cute, and what I wouldn't give to have a phone like that today! TFS!

scrappymo! said...

Cute!
I grew up with a phone just like that one...brought back memories!

jimlynn said...

LOL! Love it!
Lynn

Greta said...

Oh that face--I want that adorable black girl! How funny!

Ann said...

Brilliant - so funny.
Ann xxx

Sarah said...

That's just fab...men are sooooo shallow!! xx

Pippa said...

A great chuckle to start the day. Thank you Di x

Ustvarjalni utrinki Tamara P. said...

Briliant
hugs Tamara

Mau xx said...

Brilliant!!!and she didn't even tell one little fib to bring them flocking! I love it...lol
Hugs Mau xx

Anne said...

Hee hee. So funny. X

SARN said...

Ha ha ha! x

Laura said...

*chuckle*

Dragon said...

Tee hee. Brill!

Carol Willis said...

Absolutely brilliant!
Hugs
Caz x

Amanda said...

Too funny, love the sense of humour. Oh before I forget a2 is a us size, 4 1/4 by 5 1/2, their card sheets are 8 1/2 by 11 so cut in half gives an a2. It is shorter and fatter than an a6 but much easier to work with, unfortunately a4 paper only makes one. Hugs, Amanda x

Hettie said...

Ahhhh Love it!!
xx

Hettie said...

PS Don't tell Carol, but we have a few phones like that!!
xx

Bonnie said...

I hope she was adopted to a wonderful home! Just look at those eyes!

Shaz Brooks said...

Rofl! Thats just brilliant! Shaz xx

MaryH said...

Oh so adorable! TFS & Hugs

Planetsusie said...

An absolute corker Di - who could resist those eyes though?????

Hugs to you Sue Pxxx

Princess Judy Palmer said...

Wheee! hee hee hee! I'll meet you at the door wearing only what nature gave me. I always say for true love get a pet.

Carole x said...

cute x

Sandra H said...

LOL.........Brilliant Di xx

Kathleen said...

He he, serves those guys right.

Kath x

505whimsygirl said...

Hello Di,

Oh, for a minute I got excited -- thinking it might be an ad for a woman companion...... I would come over the Pond for a good catch!!!

Who can refuse those eyes!

Hugs,
Kay

mamapez5 said...

Ah! Who couldn't love her though! This did make me laugh. An early Friday smile for Annie perhaps? Kate x

Cornelia W said...

Ha ha ha ha - so funny - but I guess the dog is still there.....waiting......

Darnell J Knauss said...

Ah, man, that is SO funny!! I wish you hadn't put the sweet photo, too; I want her soooo badly!! Hugs, Darnell

Mrs A. said...

You are so awful but I likes yer.
Hugs Mrs A.

Mary said...

I wonder how many of those lover boys are now sleeping in the dog house1.

Debs Willis said...

So funny, I love it!!
Debs x