Thursday, 20 June 2013

One for Annie's Friday Smile

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"

The husband, typically non romantic, replied, "I am on the toilet. Please advise."

Adding this to Annie's Friday Smile for this week - it amused me anyhow :)

Di
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19 comments:

  1. Tee Hee! I can just picture many a guy sending that kind of reply too!

    Kathyk

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  2. OMGosh, that made me chuckle.
    Hugs
    Caz x

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  3. Love this Di!! Can't stop chuckling to myself...no still chuckling!! Cathy x

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  4. Good one Di . . . but you do realise it's only THURSDAY dontcha?

    Hugs
    Sarn xxx

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  5. Made me chuckle as well. X

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  6. Cough splutter - luckily I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.... LOL - Mxx

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  7. ha, ha, ha
    you are great,
    thanks for make me smile
    hugs Tamara

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  8. Oh Di....that could only come from you. Jo and I have had a good giggle. Thanks for joining in this week.
    Hugs,
    A x

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  9. Well that raised a smile!!!

    Patricia x

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  10. Very good - raised a Friday smile for me!
    Kath x

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  11. Chuckling away reading this and wondering what the answer could possibly have been lol. Hugs, Amanda x

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  12. Love this, Di. I've just read it to my Hubby and he is howling with laughter!!!!!!
    Hugs Lisax

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  13. This is the second funny I have read this morning and am soooo glad for Tena Ladies - again.

    This one really made me guffaw!!!

    Thanks for the chuckle!

    Hugs Sue Pxxx

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  14. I think she is married to my Hubby!!
    Thanks for the giggle!
    xx

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  15. Just catching up with the last few weeks smiles
    Haha! Good one!

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