Thursday, 20 June 2013

One for Annie's Friday Smile

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"

The husband, typically non romantic, replied, "I am on the toilet. Please advise."

Adding this to Annie's Friday Smile for this week - it amused me anyhow :)

Di
x

19 comments:

Kathyk said...

Tee Hee! I can just picture many a guy sending that kind of reply too!

Kathyk

Carol Willis said...

OMGosh, that made me chuckle.
Hugs
Caz x

Cathy said...

Love this Di!! Can't stop chuckling to myself...no still chuckling!! Cathy x

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Good one Di . . . but you do realise it's only THURSDAY dontcha?

Hugs
Sarn xxx

Anne said...

Made me chuckle as well. X

Sue - said...

Lol!!

Maudieroff Roffey said...

Cough splutter - luckily I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.... LOL - Mxx

Ustvarjalni utrinki Tamara P. said...

ha, ha, ha
you are great,
thanks for make me smile
hugs Tamara

Annie said...

Oh Di....that could only come from you. Jo and I have had a good giggle. Thanks for joining in this week.
Hugs,
A x

Crafty Lark said...

LOL, great one. xx Flora

Patricia said...

Well that raised a smile!!!

Patricia x

Sandra H said...

LOL......ditto above!! x

sandee said...

lmaooooooooooooo

Kath said...

Very good - raised a Friday smile for me!
Kath x

Amanda said...

Chuckling away reading this and wondering what the answer could possibly have been lol. Hugs, Amanda x

lisa said...

Love this, Di. I've just read it to my Hubby and he is howling with laughter!!!!!!
Hugs Lisax

Planetsusie said...

This is the second funny I have read this morning and am soooo glad for Tena Ladies - again.

This one really made me guffaw!!!

Thanks for the chuckle!

Hugs Sue Pxxx

Hettie said...

I think she is married to my Hubby!!
Thanks for the giggle!
xx

Laura said...

Just catching up with the last few weeks smiles
Haha! Good one!