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Thursday, 20 February 2014

Singles advertisement

 
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Cornish (UK) Guardian newspaper.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me...Call 01272-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....














 Over 150 men found themselves talking to the UK Truro RSPCA
 
 (which, for overseas pals, is  our main UK animal rescue organisation  - don'tcha just love it - snort - serves the dirty little devils right!)

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34 comments:

  1. Glennis F20 February 2014 at 00:50

    LOL!!

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  2. Cathy20 February 2014 at 01:15

    Brilliant LOL!

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  3. Carol L20 February 2014 at 01:20

    Haha, that's really cute, and what I wouldn't give to have a phone like that today! TFS!

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  4. scrappymo!20 February 2014 at 01:23

    Cute!
    I grew up with a phone just like that one...brought back memories!

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  5. jimlynn20 February 2014 at 03:34

    LOL! Love it!
    Lynn

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  6. Greta20 February 2014 at 04:20

    Oh that face--I want that adorable black girl! How funny!

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  7. Annie20 February 2014 at 08:40

    Brilliant - so funny.
    Ann xxx

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  8. Sarah20 February 2014 at 08:43

    That's just fab...men are sooooo shallow!! xx

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  9. Anonymous20 February 2014 at 08:44

    A great chuckle to start the day. Thank you Di x

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  10. Ustvarjalni utrinki Tamara P.20 February 2014 at 08:55

    Briliant
    hugs Tamara

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  11. Mau xx20 February 2014 at 09:11

    Brilliant!!!and she didn't even tell one little fib to bring them flocking! I love it...lol
    Hugs Mau xx

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  12. Anne20 February 2014 at 09:12

    Hee hee. So funny. X

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  13. Sarn20 February 2014 at 09:41

    Ha ha ha! x

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  14. Laura20 February 2014 at 10:02

    *chuckle*

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  15. Dragon20 February 2014 at 10:34

    Tee hee. Brill!

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  16. Carol Willis20 February 2014 at 10:55

    Absolutely brilliant!
    Hugs
    Caz x

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  17. Amanda20 February 2014 at 12:45

    Too funny, love the sense of humour. Oh before I forget a2 is a us size, 4 1/4 by 5 1/2, their card sheets are 8 1/2 by 11 so cut in half gives an a2. It is shorter and fatter than an a6 but much easier to work with, unfortunately a4 paper only makes one. Hugs, Amanda x

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  18. Hettie20 February 2014 at 13:18

    Ahhhh Love it!!
    xx

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  19. Hettie20 February 2014 at 13:18

    PS Don't tell Carol, but we have a few phones like that!!
    xx

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  20. Bonnie20 February 2014 at 15:22

    I hope she was adopted to a wonderful home! Just look at those eyes!

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  21. shazsilverwolf20 February 2014 at 16:12

    Rofl! Thats just brilliant! Shaz xx

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  22. MaryH20 February 2014 at 16:25

    Oh so adorable! TFS & Hugs

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  23. Planetsusie20 February 2014 at 19:06

    An absolute corker Di - who could resist those eyes though?????

    Hugs to you Sue Pxxx

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  24. Princess Judy Palmer20 February 2014 at 19:33

    Wheee! hee hee hee! I'll meet you at the door wearing only what nature gave me. I always say for true love get a pet.

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  25. Carole 20 February 2014 at 19:38

    cute x

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  26. Sandra H20 February 2014 at 21:40

    LOL.........Brilliant Di xx

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  27. Kathleen20 February 2014 at 22:13

    He he, serves those guys right.

    Kath x

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  28. 505whimsygirl20 February 2014 at 23:01

    Hello Di,

    Oh, for a minute I got excited -- thinking it might be an ad for a woman companion...... I would come over the Pond for a good catch!!!

    Who can refuse those eyes!

    Hugs,
    Kay

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  29. mamapez520 February 2014 at 23:51

    Ah! Who couldn't love her though! This did make me laugh. An early Friday smile for Annie perhaps? Kate x

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  30. Cornelia (fun stamping)21 February 2014 at 01:41

    Ha ha ha ha - so funny - but I guess the dog is still there.....waiting......

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  31. Darnell21 February 2014 at 02:04

    Ah, man, that is SO funny!! I wish you hadn't put the sweet photo, too; I want her soooo badly!! Hugs, Darnell

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  32. Mrs A.21 February 2014 at 03:18

    You are so awful but I likes yer.
    Hugs Mrs A.

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  33. Mary21 February 2014 at 06:09

    I wonder how many of those lover boys are now sleeping in the dog house1.

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  34. Debs Willis22 February 2014 at 20:16

    So funny, I love it!!
    Debs x

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