A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"
The husband, typically non romantic, replied,
"I am on the toilet.
Please advise."
Adding this to
Annie's Friday Smile for this week - it amused me anyhow :)
Di
x
Tee Hee! I can just picture many a guy sending that kind of reply too!
ReplyDeleteKathyk
OMGosh, that made me chuckle.
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Caz x
Love this Di!! Can't stop chuckling to myself...no still chuckling!! Cathy x
ReplyDeleteGood one Di . . . but you do realise it's only THURSDAY dontcha?
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Sarn xxx
Made me chuckle as well. X
ReplyDeleteLol!!
ReplyDeleteCough splutter - luckily I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.... LOL - Mxx
ReplyDeleteha, ha, ha
ReplyDeleteyou are great,
thanks for make me smile
hugs Tamara
Oh Di....that could only come from you. Jo and I have had a good giggle. Thanks for joining in this week.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
A x
LOL, great one. xx Flora
ReplyDeleteWell that raised a smile!!!
ReplyDeletePatricia x
LOL......ditto above!! x
ReplyDeletelmaooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteVery good - raised a Friday smile for me!
ReplyDeleteKath x
Chuckling away reading this and wondering what the answer could possibly have been lol. Hugs, Amanda x
ReplyDeleteLove this, Di. I've just read it to my Hubby and he is howling with laughter!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs Lisax
This is the second funny I have read this morning and am soooo glad for Tena Ladies - again.
ReplyDeleteThis one really made me guffaw!!!
Thanks for the chuckle!
Hugs Sue Pxxx
I think she is married to my Hubby!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle!
xx
Just catching up with the last few weeks smiles
ReplyDeleteHaha! Good one!